Exit Only
“Because once you depart from this one-way road of life, there is just no getting back on.”
How the Rich Get Richer
It made me think I maybe don't belong in a coffee shop where the customers have Prada purses. It made me think I should maybe dump that high-priced decaf espresso and walk right over to my old haunt Dunkin' Donuts up Main Street a ways.
Napolee-o-leon (& Others)
we went to Napoleon's country house, where we saw with our own eyes how small the guy was: his bed looks like the popsicle stick nest you might build for your pet hamster.
Another Fun Couple Takes a Trip
Here now: A man who looks to be straight out of a Van Gogh watercolor standing in the water and fishing! Here now: A windmill that goes back to the time of Marie Antoinette and her Marge Simpson hairdo!
Let's Go Get Shocked
I'm busy trying to retrieve the exact right phrases from my 4 years of teenage French so I can say to the waiter what I would like to eat without having him think I'm saying that I desire him,
Sick Tyke Expert?
20minutes later, I tiptoed back to the bedroom and found it… empty. I looked in the bathroom: empty. Ditto the whole second floor and the floors both above and below it. Had I lost the child entirely?
Honey, We're ALL Dying
I’m sick. I might be dying. I think I have scabies, what with these weird little bumps on my skin. But really, it could be anything. Also, my stomach hurts, so I think I have appendicitis. Did I say I was sick? I might be dying.
Crap Day: I'm a Clown AND a Narcolept
I feel like all I really did was fall asleep and noodle around on Facebook looking for people who wronged me 30 years ago.
Prince and Michael
Sexuality is a mystery to us all. It's the sacred fire, the thing that brings the babies - or doesn’t – and in his celebration of it, Prince gave a whole lot of people the courage to be who they are .