Exit Only
“Because once you depart from this one-way road of life, there is just no getting back on.”
Napolee-o-leon (& Others)
we went to Napoleon's country house, where we saw with our own eyes how small the guy was: his bed looks like the popsicle stick nest you might build for your pet hamster.
Another Fun Couple Takes a Trip
Here now: A man who looks to be straight out of a Van Gogh watercolor standing in the water and fishing! Here now: A windmill that goes back to the time of Marie Antoinette and her Marge Simpson hairdo!
Sick Tyke Expert?
20minutes later, I tiptoed back to the bedroom and found it… empty. I looked in the bathroom: empty. Ditto the whole second floor and the floors both above and below it. Had I lost the child entirely?
Crap Day: I'm a Clown AND a Narcolept
I feel like all I really did was fall asleep and noodle around on Facebook looking for people who wronged me 30 years ago.