I Thought He Was a Speed Bump, by Terry Marotta

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Introduction

Foreword

Table of Contents

Ha Ha (BONK!)

Ha Ha (BONK!)
Start Having Fun. Now.
A Smart Backward Kick and Keep on Walking
I Don't Even Have a Bodyguard
The Cooking Impaired
Movin' on Down the Road
A Hunk of Cheese, A Thermos of Wine and Thou Beside Me
Neat No Longer
Kissy Kiss to All from Foxbutt Hall
The Painful Truth


The Family Web

We Scintillate, We're Impervious, We Are 13
I No Like 'Dis Yucky Food!
Did You See THAT?!
The Cheese Be's Alone
Our Friend the Daily Horoscope
I Never Sleep! I Never Even Close My Eyes!
Two Long-Legged Deer and a Little Squat Gnome
Winter Night Hike and the Really Good Moms
Guerrilla Child Care
Occupation: Wailing Wall (and Worse)
Sing, Choirs of Angels


Thy Kingdom Come, I Will Be Dumb: On Educating Ourselves

Fruit of the Loom Jesus
Awk! Term Paper Time!
Latin for the Not Yet Dead
You're Walkin' on a Dead Guy!
Song of an Aging Student
Three Square Feet of Primal Ooze
Basically, I Just Gave Them All Hammers
Julius Squeezer Goes to School
I Understand this Stuff
Yoppa, Znegg and Shanooz: The Plague of Homework


When Will Dad Become a Woman?

Nine Months Later it Turns Into You
Boy, Oh Boy
Perfume-Giving Ken
I'm Not Naked!
Pod People from the Planet Destructo
Smoke 'em If You Got 'em
Bum Bum!
Nothing But Gonads and a Grin
Capture the Cow's Penis


On Eagles' Wings

The Truth Fairy
Shall We Gather by the River?
Keeping the Faith
A Great Day, Isn't It Sir?
Her Name was Mary
Who Bends in Concentration to Take His Picture
Beyond the Blink of Days
The Early Good-Bye
Give Me Your Hand
The Life is the Light
Is Today Tomorrow?


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